Seriously. What The Hell Is A Troll?
UrbanDictionary defines a troll as :
One who purposely and deliberately (that purpose usually being self-amusement) starts an argument in a manner which attacks others on a forum without in any way listening to the arguments proposed by his or her peers. He will spark of such an argument via the use of ad hominem attacks (i.e. ‘you’re nothing but a fanboy’ is a popular phrase) with no substance or relevance to back them up as well as straw man arguments, which he uses to simply avoid addressing the essence of the issue.
Such a person is easily identifiable. Be sure to spot these beings, and show the rest of us with your submission to firstname.lastname@example.org